E-mooning

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

:) means a smile and :( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by :-) or :-(

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'

Here goes:

1. (_!_) - a regular ass
2. (__!__) - a fat ass
3. (!) - a tight ass
4. (_*_) - an ass hole
5. {_!_} - a swishy ass
6. (_o_) - an ass that's been around
7. (_x_) - kiss my ass
8. (_X_) - leave my ass alone
9. (_zzz_) - a tired ass
10. (_E=mc2_) - a smart ass
11. (_$ _) - Money coming out of his ass
12. (_?_) - Dumb Ass